II Poetry Contest: Mother of the Bride

by ggspalter To answer your question why my mother wasn’t at my wedding... She has been kidnapped, and I don’t know where she is. She has been kidnapped by conspiracies. They have taken her and are holding her ransom until homeland security comes and arrests me because I have stolen her food, forks, pillows, plants, … Continue reading II Poetry Contest: Mother of the Bride

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